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WCB: We're Hosting Again!

Hi everyone.  My personal assistant hasn't been posting a lot here about my exploits, because she's sort of sick. She's tired a lot, but that doesn't stop her from devising all kinds of rules for me to follow. Like these:

1.)  Don't stick your paws in mom's glass when she's drinking soda or ice water
2.)  Don't stick your paws in the toilet water when it flushes
3.)  Don't tear covers off of magazines
4.)  Don't try to jump on the birds' cages
5.)  Don't try to kill the birds
6.)  Don't steal mom's scrunchies, eye drops, bras, panties, or credit cards and hide them under the sofa
7.)  Don't pee on Mom's computer

WCB: The Recap Begins

You'd stick you head all the way into a shoe too, if your mom had been walking through catnip with them.

That's righteous stuff Bro.

WCB: Major Cuteness Alert

I learned a new word: disgruntled.  That's what I'm feeling lately.  I used to be the cutest thing in the house, but now my status is threatened by a squirrel. Mom got her from a nice young couple a few days ago, and all she does is coo at it and let it sleep in her shirt pocket.  Ugh.

What's the big deal?  Yeah, it's tiny, and doesn't have its eyes open yet.  But, it can't do anything but drink milk. 

Weekend Cat Blogging is being hosted this week by Kate and the beautiful Puddy at A Byootaful Life, (They're having double birthdays there).  Bad boys Othello and Kashim, at The Cat Boys Relm, are hosting The Bad Kitty Cats Festival Of Chaos, and The Friday Ark is, as always, at The Modulator. 

Finally, very sad news. The beautiful Bonnie Underfoot, Attack Tabby has passed away, leaving her loving family.  Poor Victor has lost his good buddy. We will all miss you Bonnie.

WCB: Hot!

Things haven't been happy around here.  Mom has a big frown on her face because we're having a "heat wave".  It was 101 degrees today, and she keeps saying it isn't even (expletive deleted) summer yet . Well, I really don't know what she's talking about, except she's grumpy and worried about her baby snap beans.  Again, don't know what the heck that is, since they're outside and I never get to go there!

She brought Skidget the squirrel inside because it was hot and needed to be cool. And she put that thing in MY cat carrier!  Now it has squirrel cooties.

Weekend Cat Blogging is being hosted this weekend by Chey's Place.  The Bad Kitty Cat's Festival Of Chaos is at Bad Kitty Cats Journal, The Cat Carnival is at Artsy-Catsy, and last but not least, The Friday Ark is at Modulator.   Have a great weekend everybody!   

WCB: Round-Up

Two Things. First, Mom spent most of the day making tons of cupcakes. Why?  Who wants to eat those? It's for a birthday party, and she made chocolate, strawberry, peanut butter (Ugh), and buttercream frostings.  Why do people eat that stuff?

Second, we're hosting Weekend Cat Blogging this week. So, leave your link in the comments, if you want Laura to include you in the roundup Sunday night.

Don't forget about The Friday Ark, The Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos, and The Carnival Of Cats.

Finally, very sad news. Braum Kitty and Rimbaud have gone on to the Rainbow Bridge.  They are much mised by their family, especially Zed Monster.  But, they will all be together again someday.

WCB: Fresh Sardines Are Great!

Yesterday a friend of mom's, Craig, (as well as his daughter Lizzie and her friend Ryan) came to the house with a bag of sardines. I never heard of sardines before this.  He bought them at something called the Farmers Market.  I would like to go there if they have sardines.  I wanted to play with them, but mom cleaned them and grilled them instead.  Not that I care, she put fresh rosemary in their bellies and poured olive oil on them. I don't like olive oil, but it tasted great on the sardines. I guess fish improves anything.

Are the fish done yet?

WCB: Where Is My Next Opponent?

Look what Garrett, the incredibly talented husband of Shannon, dad to Colin and Trixie, did to the photo of Fake Dog and Laura. It lifted my spirits and made me forget that I can barely walk from my infernal knee.  Thank you, both!   I think they put it over on LOLcat.

 

It's you or me Mr. Fake Dog!  We don't want your kind around here!

Victory is mine!!!!!

I had my booster shots last week--and it was kinda scary!  I still don't understand why that happened.  Mom isn't feeling very good, so she hasn't been blogging much.  But, I said to her, "I wanna be seen!"

Weekend Cat Blogging is with Kate and Puddy at A Byootaful Life.  The Friday ark is at Modulator, and the Bad Kitty Cats Festival Of Choas is at Pet's Garden Blog.   

WCB: Check List For the Day

Things I did today:

1.)  Destroyed roll of paper towels.

2.)  Turned over my bowl of kitten chow, and scattered the little pieces all over the house.

3.)  Destroyed that thing Mom calls a National Geographic Magazine.  Nice paper, real slick.

4.)  Bunch of other stuff.

WCB: Life With Laura

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I forgot what some kittens can be like.  Sundance was a nice, mellow kitten. Laura is....a little devil.  She looks so tiny and adorable, but leaves a path of destruction in her wake.  She was cuddly for a couple of weeks when she first came to live with us. Now she's in her biting stage, and wants to chew on me as much as possible. 

Here is my list of rules for living with Laura:

1.)  Don't let her in the bathroom while you're doing....stuff.  She jumps into my panties while I'm sitting on the john.  I'll leave it to your imagination.

2.) Don't leave the bathroom door open when you're done. She unrolls the toilet tissue, and knocks over the waste basket.

3.) Always watch your feet as you walk, because she is constantly under foot.

4.) Always look behind and around both sides before walking outside, because she is may rush out.  Check all closets, cabinets, and the fridge, if she disappears.

5.) Never leave the clothes dryer door open and always make sure she isn't in it before you close the door and turn it on.

6.) NEVER leave any glass, coffee cup, bowl of food, etc. unsupervised, because she will stick her head in them.

7.) Remove all decorative items on tables that can be knocked to the floor by playful paws.

8.) Cover all upholstered furniture with ugly throws to protect them from said playful paws.

9.) Don't leave anything of value out where she can get to it.

List still under construction.