Hi everyone. My personal assistant hasn't been posting a lot here about my exploits, because she's sort of sick. She's tired a lot, but that doesn't stop her from devising all kinds of rules for me to follow. Like these:
1.) Don't stick your paws in mom's glass when she's drinking soda or ice water
2.) Don't stick your paws in the toilet water when it flushes
3.) Don't tear covers off of magazines
4.) Don't try to jump on the birds' cages
5.) Don't try to kill the birds
6.) Don't steal mom's scrunchies, eye drops, bras, panties, or credit cards and hide them under the sofa
7.) Don't pee on Mom's computer
Oh wait, that last rule isn't for me, it's for her squirrels. You see, I would NEVER pee on a computer. I know that much, at least. But, one of Mom's baby ground squirrels did that very thing and it killed the computer. And she didn't even blink an eye. She wasn't upset at all. Here's a picture of the squirrel just before it killed the computer. I thought Mom would be a little annoyed when she found out how much it would cost to repair it. But, those people at Apple only charged her $36 for a brand new keyboard (and it wasn't on a warranty any more). Let me ask you--which is worse, peeing on (and killing) a laptop, or hiding a bra under the sofa? Well around here, squirrels can kill computers and it's no big deal. Bras on the other hand, must be treated with the utmost respect.
Oh well, it's our turn to host Weekend Cat Blogging. If you want to take part, leave your link to your blog in my comments. Don't forget to put a link to our blog in your post.
Gotta go, Luke is just learning Darth Vader is his dad. Jeesh, he's so whiny about it too. I don't even know who my dad is, and never will! You know how that goes.
Here's this weeks visitors!
Oh no! Terrible news! I think the gorgeous Puddy is possessed or something. I know the feeling Puddy. Go to A Byootiful Life and see this curious situation.
Lots of strange things are going on. Over at Perfectly Parker, they are living with a cereal killer!
Well, Willie at Willie's Place is spending a lot of time hanging (literally) in a grocery bag.
Well, I saw this picture of the lovely Maruschka, at Rosa's Yummy Yums, and I figured she was sleepy or hot---or she has been stuffing herself with her mom's, fabulous food! Yum!
Oh boy! Kashim and Othello are my boys! They sure know how to make with the mischief. One of them walked on a cake! Is that super cool or what. Go to The Catboys Relm and see how these masters of mischief did it.
Samantha and Tigger at Life From A Cat's Perspective have very important points to make this weekend! Very, very important!
I'm so impressed with Chica and Pumuckl at Chica & Pumuckl. They are on tour in Egypt, learning about famous sites. This week they visited Abu Simbel, which we saw in the film, The Mummy.
Feliz at Gato Azul is very handsome and he has a beautiful garden that shows off his pretty coat. And oh those blue eyes!
Oh haven't we cats all been in the adorable LB's situation over at The Sour Dough? His mommy was off galavanting with a beau, and left LB to deal with noisy fireworks! It's so upsetting to a feline's disposition to see those infernal flashing lights and hear loud noises!