I forgot what some kittens can be like. Sundance was a nice, mellow kitten. Laura is....a little devil. She looks so tiny and adorable, but leaves a path of destruction in her wake. She was cuddly for a couple of weeks when she first came to live with us. Now she's in her biting stage, and wants to chew on me as much as possible.
Here is my list of rules for living with Laura:
1.) Don't let her in the bathroom while you're doing....stuff. She jumps into my panties while I'm sitting on the john. I'll leave it to your imagination.
2.) Don't leave the bathroom door open when you're done. She unrolls the toilet tissue, and knocks over the waste basket.
3.) Always watch your feet as you walk, because she is constantly under foot.
4.) Always look behind and around both sides before walking outside, because she is may rush out. Check all closets, cabinets, and the fridge, if she disappears.
5.) Never leave the clothes dryer door open and always make sure she isn't in it before you close the door and turn it on.
6.) NEVER leave any glass, coffee cup, bowl of food, etc. unsupervised, because she will stick her head in them.
7.) Remove all decorative items on tables that can be knocked to the floor by playful paws.
8.) Cover all upholstered furniture with ugly throws to protect them from said playful paws.
9.) Don't leave anything of value out where she can get to it.
List still under construction.
Much thanks to poor Pumpkin, the most patient, gentle bachelor father. He endures constant assaults with good humor.
Please say your prayers for Lilly Lu, Mu Shue, and Iris.
Their apartment building suffered a serious fire, and the exact status of the animals and humans seems uncertain. I hope everything turns out for the best. This is such a terrible thing to happen. My prayers are with everyone, human and animal.
Weekend Cat Blogging is a special edition this weekend and hosted by A Byootaful Life, HotMBC, and Kashim and Othello. The Friday Ark is, as always, at Modulator. The Bad Kitty Cats Festival Of Chaos (an event Laura is be perfect for) is at Kashim and Othello's.