Why am I looking up? For the same %@*# reason as yesterday and the day before and forever. Because I'm the only one who cares about this yard. I'm out here protecting the yard, while THEY are in the house watching something called NCAA Basketball or reading cookbooks. Meanwhile I'm all alone dealing with rats with wings.
Every morning this disgusting pigeon comes with another one (I guess they mate for life or some stupid thing) and they wait for me to go inside.
Why does it wait for me to go inside, because Cookbook Reader (people call her Sher) puts BIRD SEED on the patio for them!! You can see it to the left of me. Can you imagine such a disgusting thing???? She invites them into our yard! Rats with wings! Well, I'm not leaving this patio.
I can't believe I fell for the same trick. Cookbook Reader shook the Pounce can with the chicken treats, so I had to come inside. You see that, don't you? I had to. To get the treats. Then the filthy pigeons flew down and ate the seeds. They are soo smug. They see me looking at them from the window. It makes me want to puke! Just wait you &^$# birds, your day will come!
I have such a headache. I barely have enough energy to go over the Clare's site. She's the one who started this Weekend Cat Blogging. I know she hates pigeons as much as me. So, go to Eatstuff.